Monday, July 16, 2007

"ABANDON" All Fall Down Go BOOM!





Well Robbie McEwans case o the sads culminated in his DNF. If he hadnt been such a firely little Bastard throughout his Tours de France, LeBlanc might have pulled out the well used catagorie extrodinaire from his biased cheese eating surrender monkey bag of tricks and let Robbie continue. Somehow I feel McEwans heart just wasnt in it.

A sad way to end what might have been his last tour.

Stewie, never one to do things by halves remains in le`ospital with 5 broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder and a punctured lung. Good one Stewie, luv ya mate!

That could well be the end for him also.

Mick Rogers, well I told ya to eat more! A loss of concerntration and le bonk ends up with a dislocated shoulder, a clip on the chin and a bung knee and a stuffed hand. He could have gone over the guard rail but David Arroyo the prick had already done that and ultimately caused Mick to crash out!

Heroically he got his arse back on the saddle, rejoined but as the blood filled all of those bruises, mild shock developed and all over red rover. Yellow Jersey on the road when he retired, no doubt he wil return in 2008 hongey for an overall win.

A gutsy effort to try and continue.

Simon Gerrans remains, chatting up the locals and enjoying Le Tour whilst Cadel Evans who as a former Mountain Bike rider is "certifiable" has the hopes of a nation on his shoulders. He could do anyting! Only time will tell.

We done all that and more on the great Australian Bicentennial Bike Ride, with no sleep, no food and a gut full of grog. So theyre all weak as piss!

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