Theres nothing worse than a dose of the shits to give you the shits, especially when your arse is tied to the saddle in Le Tour.
600 people from 1988 feel your pain Brett!
Who could forget the stagnat piles of crap in the dunnies without water to flush them during the first week of the Great Australian Bicentennial Bike Ride?
The stench, flies and sight has stayed with me for life. The flashbacks are a terrifying thing. Id sue if that bastard organiser hadnt dropped dead from a heart attack!
Anyway its good news so far, no one is neighing like a horse so far and only one drug failure for being 300 nanograms over the 1000 nanogram limit for salbutimol or whatever its called.
A nanogram is exactly one millionth of a bees dick, so the Commisaires are taking no chances this year.
Someome needs to feed a dodgy kebab to Zabel, hes already proving to be a pain in the sprints!
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